Meet Our (unemployed) Staff !!
Avery
They/Them
☆ Perpetually Exhausted Manager☆
Homo Sapien
Hobbies:
- Eating
- Crafting
- Photography
- Dressing up
- Random hyperfixation of the week
Trivia:
Threatens to quit at least once a day
Greenbean
He/Him
☆ Self Proclaimed Micromanager ☆
Forpus Passerinus
Hobbies:
- Stealing your food
- Regurgitating it back to you
- Pooping your pants
- Mmm, yummy human flesh
- Doin' a li'l mating dance
Trivia:
Has 237 pending HR cases against him and is wanted in 12 countries
Schwoombee
She/Her
☆ Busiest Worker ☆
Xylocopa Virginica
Hobbies:
- Munch everything
- Zoomies all day
- Buzzy work
- ~ Attitude ~
- More munching
Trivia:
Permanently injured their wing as a stunt double in the unreleased Bugs Life 2
Ace
Any
☆ Work From Home Tech Support ☆
Phidippus
Hobbies:
- Having alone time
- Staying inside
- Getting sunlight from the window
- Ordering food delivery
- Slacking off
Trivia:
Rumor says they actually showed for their interview in person, but no one believes it
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